Thursday, May 5, 2011

PRISON v.s. WORK..


Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.....


PRISON...the guard locks & unlocks all the doors for you. WORK...you must carry around a security card & open all the doors for yourself.
PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
PRISON...you get three meals a day. WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON...you get your own toilet. WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
PRISON...taxpayers pay all expenses - no work required. WORK...U get 2 pay the expenses 2 go 2 work & they deduct taxes 2 pay 4 prisoners.
PRISON...U spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars.
PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. WORK...they are called managers and directors.

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