Sunday, May 15, 2011

New Dog Hybrids!!!


  • Bulldog + Shih-Tsu = Bullsh*t, a dog who never tells the truth
  • Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
  • Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
  • Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  • Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financia  advisers
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh & clean as a whistle
  • Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  • Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  • Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
  • Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

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