Thursday, May 19, 2011

Really beauty lies within...

In a recent converse with my friend, we came across the topic about beautiful girls. My friend was eying someone who was considered to be the best looking girl in his class. Totally smitten by her beauty, he was continuously blabbering about her smile, her eyes, her nose, and he went on and on. Phew! I had a tough time to listen to all this, but somewhere in the middle of the conversation, I started wondering what real beauty is?

Pondering over it, I realized it wasn’t all about the external appearance that matters the most, it’s about the inner beauty also. But do our eyes give us that comfort to view the inner beauty? No way, our sense of vision is way too faint to reason out the real beauty of a person. We all fall for what we see on the outside. We are slaves to the beautiful outside. Talking about us teens, we eventually fall in attraction with a girl who clearly is a treat for the eye.

But when we be with a person for long enough we realize that no matter how beautiful he/she is on the outside, we can’t stand them if they act all ugly through their actions and activities. A person sober in behavior, humble in actions and caring in dealing is far too preferred that an arrogant, self-centered or proud person. So centering on the thought it is what lies inside which matters, the outside beauty will wither away with time, but what’s inside will always remain with us.

To put it in a nutshell
'Beauty is simple reality seen with the eyes of love.'
So, no matter what you look like in the mirror, your behavior will always pave the path for everyone to look beyond the obvious and acknowledge you, though it may take time, but its worth the wait.

Sunday, May 15, 2011


Probably this is the first time I'm doing something like this, i.e to post an article linked to someone else's blog.
But the article was something that I could resist sharing with you all.
If you want to read it just click on the article heading or click here...

New Dog Hybrids!!!

  • Bulldog + Shih-Tsu = Bullsh*t, a dog who never tells the truth
  • Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
  • Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
  • Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  • Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financia  advisers
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh & clean as a whistle
  • Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  • Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  • Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
  • Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Saturday, May 7, 2011

They're witty!!!


Qantas Pilot: Noise under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding with a hammer. Service Engineer: Took hammer away from midget.
Qantas Pilot: Mouse in cockpit. Service Engineer: Cat installed.
Qantas Pilot: Target radar hums. Service Engineer: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
Qantas Pilot: Aircraft handles funny. Service Engineer: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
Qantas Pilot: Number 3 engine missing. Service Engineer: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
Qantas Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield. Service Engineer: Suspect you're right.
Qantas Pilot: IFF inoperative. Service Engineer: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
Qantas Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. Service Engineer: That's what they're for.
Qantas Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud. Service Engineer: DME volume set to more believable level.
Qantas Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. Service Engineer: Evidence removed.
Qantas Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Service Engineer: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Qantas Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Service Engineer: Live bugs on back-order.cockpit.
Qantas Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Service Engineer: Something tightened in
Qantas Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Service Engineer: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
Qantas Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.... Service Engineer: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Bill Gates VS. General Motors!

Bill Gates said
 "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry, we would be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles per gallon."

In response GM said:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics...

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway 4 no reason. U would have to...
U could continue.
a] pull over b] close all windows c] shut off the car d] restart it e] reopen the windows before ....For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart... in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car powered by the sun, reliable, 5 times as fast & twice as easy 2 drive -but would run on only 5% of the roads.

6. Oil, water temp, & alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying....lock U out & refuse 2 let U in until U simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key & grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

8. Occasionally, 4 no reason, your car would....

9. Every time a new car is released U would have 2 learn 2 drive all over again cause the controls wouldn't operate the same as Ur old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.....

PRISON...the guard locks & unlocks all the doors for you. must carry around a security card & open all the doors for yourself. get time off for good behaviour. get more work for good behaviour. get three meals a day. only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. can watch TV and play games. get fired for watching TV and playing games. get your own toilet. have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. can't even speak to your family.
PRISON...taxpayers pay all expenses - no work required. WORK...U get 2 pay the expenses 2 go 2 work & they deduct taxes 2 pay 4 prisoners.
PRISON...U spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars. must deal with sadistic wardens. WORK...they are called managers and directors.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The best we ever do!

Your mother’s shrieking voice,
When she finds you are enjoying a snooze,
With your face dipped right into the textbook,
Finding havens in the woolgathers,
That only makes way,
When your head’s dipped in the formulae,

As the voice hits your eardrums,
You suddenly revoke the bosom,
Upright you sit,
Focusing your caput,
But the booze doesn’t leave so early,
When the hangover is from the study,
You jerk your head,
When all you want is a bed.

Rub your eyes,
Splash water on your face,
You plead like a moocher,
When your body denies the torture,
Your head bangs the table with prostration,
 And you drift away in the aspiration,
That you will one day become,
Someone whose beyond the scope of the book to maturate.  

Have you thought,
What’s the best thing we have ever done?
For years now we all are searching, adopting,
New ways to exalt our method  to cheating,
Decades passed and we have done it,
It no shame try not to deny it,
For escaping study,
Is the best thing we do, buddy.